I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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