I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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