You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The air taste purple.
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