Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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