I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Randomize
