i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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