you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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