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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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