If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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