I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I think I am morally bankrupt
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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