i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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