It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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