Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Blood and glitter go together right?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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