butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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