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this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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