He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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