You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
tell me about the fingering
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