Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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