I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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