do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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