So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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