just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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