when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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