Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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