Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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