You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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