FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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