"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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