i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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