I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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