She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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