Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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