Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
there was a trapeze. enough said
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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