considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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