that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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