I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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