the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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