theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
