what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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