I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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