She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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