I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
be right there i have to get my cape
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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