I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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