kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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