ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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