singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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