That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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