i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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