Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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