2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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